Gnomes are epic

You know I really should stop making promises because i just keep on breaking them. I wish I could remember to write every day though. Just sometimes I don't turn on my computer or I'm too lazy or I just flat out forget. Maybe once school starts and I have a more regular schedule then I will be able to write more regularly. I can't believe I just thought of something positive about school starting on two weeks or so. I was really irritated because I thought that schedules came out today but it turns out that was just the middle school schedules that came out today and the high school ones don't come out until the twenty sixth. I am really impatient to find out what teachers I have and stuff.

Today I am going to discuss something that is related to the title of my blog. Gnomes. I believe in gnomes, they live in your closets and steals your socks and hide your stuff. They want to rule the world and dominate the planet and one day they will while all of the people are just crawling under their beds looking of a pair of socks that matches. There is also a very small gnome inside your head. This little gnome has a very big hammer. Well, big in a comparative way. This hammer is just about as big as the gnome, but this gnome is very strong so he can lift it. He spends most of his time sleeping and you feel fine then. When he wakes up however he takes his big hammer and starts to hit your brain with it. As you can imagine, this doesn't feel to good so you get a headache. After a while the gnomes gets tired again and falls back to sleep. Some people have more active gnomes than others. Some people have very social gnomes so they invite some other gnomes over for a party and that's when you get a migraine. In general gnomes aren't very nice to people. They don't like humans. We are irritating and use them for lawn decorations. If I was a gnome I don't think I would like people either. Heck, I'm a person and I don't like people very much a lot of the time.

Time to go! Have a nice day!