Wednesday, August 3, 2011

I Hate a lot of Things

Yes, I know it is weird to have two posts in one day but the other post was supposed to be yesterday's so it doesn't count. Kinda . . . Sorta . . . Not really . . . Whatever. I'm not gong to post a video now, I'm just going to rant about something.
I think I'm going to post my I hate list. I made it a while ago, but I haven't done anything with it so here it is.

I hate it when people walk into the room when I'm changing.
I hate not having a lock on my bedroom door.
I hate homophobes.
I hate jerks who are nice when their friends aren't there.
I hate jerks who are always jerks.
I hate people who waste food.
I hate people who complain when they know other people have it worse.
I hate it when people think I'm anorexic because sometimes I don't eat very much.
I hate ungrateful people.
I hate liars.
I hate sexist jerks.
I hate how bad I am at drawing.
I hate how bad I am at sports.
I hate crayons.
I hate bubble gum.
I hate candy that dyes the inside of your mouth.
I hate braces.
I hate my teeth.
I hate shots.
I hate creepy children.
I hate the dark.
I hate werewolves.
I hate carsickness.
I hate hypocrites.
I hate the fact that I am a hypocrite.
I hate people who act smarter than they are.
I hate creepy old men.
I hate slipping on ice.
I hate dog poop.
I hate soda.
I hate having stuff stuck in my teeth.
I hate it when people judge others.
I hate the fact that I judge others.
I hate bug bites.
I hate daddy long-legs.
I hate stories about people getting hurt.
I hate it when people keep telling their stories about getting hurt even after I have told them how much it bothers me.
I hate getting sick.
I hate fish touching me.
I hate asparagus.
I hate being bad at spelling.
I hate condescending people.
I hate it when it rains every day for weeks.
I hate getting caught in the rain when it is cold out or I have to get somewhere important.
I hate the smell of cigarettes.
I hate cigarette smoke.
I hate rain coming in my window.
I hate running out of hot water in the middle of a shower.
I hate people who brag.
I hate practicing violin.
I hate people who think I hate playing violin because I hate practicing.
I hate drawing with the mouse on the computer.
I hate my lack of money.
I hate how I'm not old enough to get a paying job anywhere.
I hate how expensive everything is.
I hate the fact that no one will read this.
I hate my hair.
I hate not being allowed to dye my hair.
I hate people who think I'm emo because I want to dye my hair black and purple.
I hate having a complete incapability to apply eyeliner.
I hate being bad at painting nails.
I hate the word retro.
I hate the word silly.
I hate being called Gwendy or Beanie.
I hate being cold.
I hate having bugs walk on me.
I hate getting hurt.
I hate how clumsy I am.
I hate socks with holes in them.
I hate my handwriting.
I hate people who treat me like a little kid.
I hate slackers.
I hate onions.
I hate the color orange.
I hate oranges.
I hate mud.
I hate humidity.
I hate running with wet feet.
I hate glasses.
I hate slugs.
I hate snakes.
I hate cars that don't stop at crosswalks when there is a sign right next to it that says it is the law to yield to pedestrians.
I hate cars that turn on red lights when someone is walking in the crosswalk right there.
I hate children that spit on you.
I hate running out of shampoo.
I hate running out of toilet paper.
I hate dust.
I hate spiderwebs.
I hate sweat.

Whoa, that list makes be seem really whiny. But if anyone thinks about it for a while I'm sure they will be able to come up with a list that is just as long.
Have a pleasant evening!

3 comments:

  1. Personally, I LOVE crayons, as well as the words silly and retro. Oh and creepy old men are pretty amusing too.

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  2. I also love candy or frosting that dyes your mouth. so there.

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  3. May I have special "sister" permission to still call you Gwendy? Please.

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